Welcome To What's New At the Order of
Chaos, Formerly
Shrine of the Sacred Chao, Formerly Known as the Shrine of the Flaming Asscruft
An AWARD!!!
*Sob* I never win ANYTHING, and here, I have this lovely award. I'd like to thank everyone who got me where I am today. *Sob* I'm just so HAPPY!! Finally, recognition for all the hard work I do for everyone everywhere.
Click to read it in all its gloriously glorious award like fun. I am just so choked up. *sniffle*
Shrine patches!!
You can get your very own shrine patches if you are an actual member of the shrine. Check the YahooGroups information that was posted to see where to send your $3.50 for each patch you'd like. Woo hoo.
They're kinda like merit badges, but not really. Some people join shrines just to collect patches so they look really important. But that's ok, so long as you pay for em :-).
Shrine Status
We used to be a Witan Shrine, but then we decided not to teach Correllian Wicca, so we can't become a Temple, especially since nobody wanted to do the work and I'm too busy, being as I'm a Pope and a Princess and a Bedwetter and all that stuff. So now we're a Formal Shrine. You got all that? Meantime, we were upgraded to an ORDER so there.
Old New Stuff
Everything below here is old new stuff but I'm leaving it here cuz I'm really lazy.
We're Official
Rev. Don Lewis, Chancellor of the Correllian Tradition has approved the petition of Pope Princess Bedwetter Fluffernutter to become a recognized Personal Shrine of that faith. You can even see the real live certificate at this handy link
Being a Personal Shrine means that someday we will be listed on the Correllian website as one of their official (tm, all rights reserved) personal shrines and then I will get a billion hits and will get to sell silly blinking banners and annoying horrible pop ups and drive everyone utterly MAD! Oh wait, if you come here, you're mad anyway :-)
Lessons on Discord
Oh, and just this other little thing. We have some really fun lessons on Discord you can take. Go to this handy link and you will find them :-) They will also soon be offered at Witchschool.com
Our New Order
And one tiny other little thing. We now have a special Order that you can belong to through SERIOUSLY Discordian acts. You must be nominated for this special honor, and the application must be specially scrutinized by a Pope of the highest Popedom. If approved, you will be allowed to wear the lovely Sigil of the Order of Evil. Good luck!
Discordian Phrase Book
And something else cool. We now, as a public service to the entire community of crazy discordians, offer this wonderful benefit to you, our loving members. We know how much you love to travel. Until now, there was no way to take your favorite discordian phrases right along with you. But no more! our important Discordian phrase book will save you in the most sticky of situations. Enjoy!
Discordian Webcam
Oh, and this other thing. We have a Discordian Webcam. Yes, a Discordian Webcam. Click on the pretty cockatoo and read the directions carefully and you may see something cool. But possibly not. :-)
Silly Sigil
Oh, and another thing...do you like our new Sigil? I thought it was just most precious, personally. But, you know, every Official Personal Shrine should have a Sigil, so ours is that funny rectangular thing above with the Sacred Chao and the Eye in the Pyramid. Hail Eris!
You know, you can get your very own Sacred Chao necklace in sterling silver. I thought that was really cool. The Shrine might even be selling them real soon now.
