To achieve Second Circle status, you must FIRST join the First Circle and then recite the following TWICE:

Hail Eris, Full of Grace
Goddess That Gets In Your Face
Holy Queen of Outer Space
Hail Eris, Full of Grace


But no, you are not done yet. Being a Second Circle Member of this impotent Shrine is MUCH harder than that. So first you must bring me a SHRUBBERY. Make sure it's a very nice shrubbery, without too many bugs, and not smelling of fertilizers too disgusting to mention. Once you have finished this, you must bring me a second SHRUBBERY, a little bit taller than the first, so I can have a nice terraced effect. Only then will your application be considered.

Again, whining will not be tolerated. and again we will laugh at you should you send email screeching and howling.

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!