INTERSLIP LICENSE AGREEMENT
InterCon Systems Corporation (InterCon) owns the InterSlip programs
("Licensed Programs") and their documentation, all of which are protected
under applicable copyright and trade secret laws. It would not be very
sociable of you to do naughty things with InterSlip. Your right to
use the
programs and the documentation is limited to the terms and conditions
described below:
1. LICENSE: YOU MAY: use InterSlip on as many computers as you
wish, as
long as their use is limited to private, non-commercial use. In other
words,
you may NOT sell InterSlip. If you do, we will sue you and try to take
all
of your worldly possessions. The copyright notice must be reproduced
and
included on a label on any backup copy. We'd like everyone to know
that
InterSlip came from InterCon, the coolest company in the internetworking
business. It is InterCon's intention that you use InterSlip only with
other
InterCon products, but we aren't going to sue you if you use it with other
(obviously inferior) products.
YOU MAY NOT: (a) rent, lease or grant your rights to the Licensed Programs
cuz if we don't get any money for it, you shouldn't either; (b) translate,
reverse engineer, decompile or disassemble, or otherwise alter the Licensed
Programs or their documentation without the prior written consent of
InterCon. That would be very, very LAME and otherwise rude; or (c)
ship or
transmit (directly or indirectly) any copies of the Licensed Programs, or
any
technical data in the Program or its media, or any direct product thereof,
to
any country of destination prohibited by the United States Government because
the Spooks may come pounding on our door. If they do, we will come
pounding
on yours.
2. TERM: Your license remains effective until terminated.
This is legal
mumbo jumbo that means you can use this until you throw it in the trash.
You
can terminate your license at any other time by destroying the Licensed
Programs together with all copies of the Licensed Programs in any form.
Blowing up the disc and documentation with high explosives qualifies as
destruction. Your license will also automatically terminate without
notice
if you fail to comply with any term or condition of this License Agreement,
and your nose will grow at least 2 inches. Upon any termination you
must
destroy all copies of the Licensed Programs in any form, and bark like a
dog.
3. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY:
InterCon
does not warrant that the Licensed Programs are completely error-free, will
operate without interruption, or are compatible with all equipment and
software configurations. In other words, if it blows up your house,
kills
your pets, and forces you to rebuild your desktop, tough noogies. Do
not use
the Licensed Programs in any case where significant damage or injury to
persons, property or business may happen if an error occurs. You expressly
assume all risk for such use. This program should not be used in the
event
of a tornado, nuclear holocaust, or major traffic accident, and specifically
does not prevent pregnancy or STD's. InterCon makes no other warranties,
expressed or implied, with respect to the Licensed Programs and specifically
disclaims the warranties of merchantability and warranties of fitness for
a
particular purpose. In no event will InterCon be liable for indirect
or
consequential damages, including, without limitations, loss of income or
child support, use or information, nor shall the liability of InterCon exceed
the amount paid for the Licensed Programs. Since InterSlip is offered
without charge, your refund will be very very small.
4. GENERAL TERMS: This License Agreement will be governed by
the internal
laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia. If you have any questions concerning
this License Agreement, you can click your heels three times and contact
InterCon at the following address: InterCon Systems Corporation; 950
Herndon
Parkway, Suite 420; Herndon, Virginia 22070
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT, UNDERSTAND IT, AND AGREE
TO BE BOUND BY ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS. YOU ALWAYS CAN BE FURTHER
BOUND BY
THE IMPLEMENTS OF YOUR CHOICE. YOU FURTHER AGREE THAT IT IS THE COMPLETE
AND
EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT OF THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU AND INTERCON ("US")
AND
SUPERSEDES ANY EARLIER PROPOSAL OR PRIOR ARRANGEMENT, WHETHER ORAL OR
WRITTEN, IN ANY LANGUAGE INCLUDING KLINGON, AND ANY OTHER COMMUNICATIONS
BETWEEN US RELATIVE TO THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS AGREEMENT. SO THERE!
5. DISTRIBUTION RULES: There are only two rules: 1) You
may not distribute
this product for any commercial purpose. We will sue you if we catch
you.
This software is to be provided free to the Internet community as a gift
from
your pals at InterCon. 2) You must distribute the documentation
when you
distribute the program. Lots of people have been distributing InterSlip
without the documentation. This is a very naughty thing to do and will
cause
your karma to explode. If you have received InterSlip from someone
who has
not included the documentation, you should shout at them, waving your arms
over your head until you feel better, then call InterCon's legal department.
If you are someone who is distributing our software without the docs, you
should feel very ashamed of yourself and you must immediately cease and desist
this dastardly activity. You may continue to distribute InterSlip if
and only
if you include the documentation.