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How to Join the Shrine of the Sacred Chao

Join the Shrine of the Sacred Chao

And now, you too MAY be accepted to become a member of the Shrine of the Sacred Chao! Yes, for a limited time only, you can be a First Circle member, and join our Holy Insanity. This will give you the privilege of reciting any of the rituals contained herein every night before you go to bed.

If you are NOT chosen to join the shrine, do NOT whine at us like so many do with your piteous "waa waaa, I'm so cool, I'm entitled to be part of your shrine because everyone should see just how cool I truly am." If you do, we will post your whiney missives to the website and laugh heartily at you.

To achieve First Circle status, you must recite the following:

Hail Eris, Full of Grace
Goddess That Gets In Your Face
Holy Queen of Outer Space
Hail Eris, Full of Grace


Now you must fill out the following form:

Shrine of the Sacred Chao Membership Application:

Name:

Email address:

REAL name (you can't fool Eris):

Gender: Male Female I have dangly bits


Why Do You Want to Join The Shrine of the Flaming Asscruft?:


Credit Card No. And Exp. Date (Note, you will receive nothing but a thank you and your card will be charged to its limit. Of course, it will be for a good cause. No, it is not tax deductable.)


Why are you qualified to be a Crazy Discordian Member of the Shrine of the Sacred Chao?

Then send 19.95 to the following address




 





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